This is where we need some ol' school Oboe playing Jesuits to go in there and convert them, and convert them good! With Latin hymns and everything. Guarani style yo!
Link (here) to Creative Minority Report
" In light of Ignatius' 'Two Standards' and 'The Mystries Done From The Garden To The House Of Annas', at any moment we can be Judas or Peter, a Christian life can be a fine line."