Tuesday, November 8, 2011

The Jesuit With Laser Eyes

There was also a Jesuit, who looked so forbiddingly intelligent that we schoolchildren scattered like sparrows when he passed silently through the schoolyard, because rumour had it that Jesuits had the gift of laser eyes and could kill sparrows by staring at them hard, but most of us thought this was silly, although all of us flittered away from the Jesuit right quick.
Link (here) to read the full  story at CathNews

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I went to St Peter's Prep and our Prefect of Discipline could go from building to building in record time. We used to say he could transport himself through walls.